Double-take your first blush
Between… Frigidity and Modesty Tyranny and Power Strength and Anger Ignorance and Stupidity Weakness and Tears Spirituality and...
FFS’s
Contrary to popular belief, I dont like swearing – particularly when used incorrectly. That’s like typing in caps willy nilly. Bitches,...
Wrinkles VS No Wrinkles
People tend to think twice about hurting a child’s feelings because it may damage them during their growth, but don’t consider once in...
Do be do be doo
It’s not the written words that are potent, it’s the understanding of what’s written that makes it potent. Sometimes the simplest...
Coffee, Tea…or me?
It’s only common sense that the heat of the tea determines how long the biscuit requires dipping. HOT tea. Shorter dipping session....
Adjectives before Nouns is critical
I speak to everyone. Usually people tend to steer clear from conversing with others looking a little shabby, but I don’t give a shit what...
Sacrificial lambs
Every now and then, we meet people who are insurmountably overbearing to our lacking capabilities. They force us to look at our habits...
Har Har
There’s enough fake on earth to make planet Dubai. Fake eyelashes! (gotta lurr dat) Hair and penis extensions, breasts, nails, people,...
I doooooo-n’t
Marriage – is a big step, but not huuuge as society makes it. The weight we give our demanding expectations, when we, ourselves, lack...
Let’s judge Judy
Society has made such a big deal about the act of sex, that everything else – of heavy or light petting – is less ‘bad’. Things above the...
