Beef or Fish?
Now if you don’t particularly enjoy maiding around, dishes are annoying – and you’d wish everyday could be filled with your personal assistant cleaning up after you, snapping your Instagram shots with intuitively applying the most fitting filters. But on the other hand eating from paper plates is not attractive. Yes you get to throw them away after eating and yes you will never need to do the dishes in your life again. But. You’ll lose out on pros. Come sit here. For instance – breaking the plate after your meal like the Greeks do. You can’t do that shit with cardboard. You’ll have wasted dishwashing liquid in your cupboard. And I SPIT on people who waste. *pulls sneering expression* Your meal will look like it’s from a Sunday picnic ALL the time. SO not something to Instagram about like you’re proud over your presentation, baybeh PLEASE. And eventually you’ll be SO accustomed to eating from paper that when you see a plate of China, your eyes would light up brighter than the dead stars in the sky and your friends will look at you with wtf expressions, being all up in your grill like, you’ve never seen a glass plate befo’? EYE say just do the fucking dishes and stop whining. The drama is so NOT worth it. *speaks fast like the batteries sold separately guy* This useless piece of information was brought to you by the kind voices in my head that run me through random scenarios of things I’ll never need to know about for just in cases. We, here in Taaiebah’s brain aim to talk about juuust nonsense because it’s what we thrive on. *curtsies & runs away to hide under the covers because who knows why I do anything I’m just so random*
