Choices choices

Ever since i started blogging I’d stop myself from saying something witty and/or clever in person because I’d think, no! THAT shit needs to be documented. It’s not worth saying it to one person and then it’s forever gone. And I don’t like repeating myself. I can’t say it out loud in one moment and then go write about it the fuck later. It feels inauthentic. Like how comedians do. I don’t like the pretense of them saying it to me in an audience as if it was the first time. Why don’t you go pretend your wife’s your first time too. But seriously. I mean, what if the person I told my fantastic liners to, reads my blog and they’d know I repeat my shit. *high school girl dramatic accent* Totally embarasssinnnnng.

#decisionsdecisions #choiceschoices #aaah