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Few surprise me
You’re so young looking they say. You sure you’re 30? – they ask. Yes bitches, why would I lie and make that shit up. As a fucking...
Read at your own risk. Be warned, shit can be explicit up in here because even princesses have ‘unroyal’ thoughts streaming out their sparkling crowns from their pretty little heads.
This folks, is the raw, sometimes crass side of royalty that my mouth tends to remain mum on, but will reveal itself through my fingertips.
Thanks the keyboard. You legend you.